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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9865 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Ores Mined: | 5622 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Imagine going on a first date with a Creeper, videocalling with a Zombie late at night, having a first kiss with a Skeleton, drunkenly making out with a Witch, introducing a Villager to your family, meeting a Enderman’s family, playing vidya with a Spider, hiking/camping with a Slime, sleeping with a Pig for the first time, hearing a Cow breathe, smelling a Sheep, feeling a warm or cold skin of a Zombie on yours, seeing a Creeper’s hair on your bathroom counter, bringing lunch to a Skeleton while on break, making coffee for a Witch in the morning, cooking for a Villager, giving jewelry to an Enderman, going on vacation together with a Spider for the first time, moving in together with a Slime, learning to get along while living together with a Pig, planning to get engaged/getting engaged to a Cow, planning a wedding with a Sheep, getting married to a Zombie, honeymooning with a Creeper, getting a Pig pregnant, watching your baby grow in a Cow, raising babies/kids with a Sheep.
Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let’s build a virtual life together!
