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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 765 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Imagine going on a first date with a Creeper, videocalling with a Zombie late at night, having a first kiss with a Skeleton, drunkenly making out with a Witch, introducing a Villager to your family, meeting a Enderman’s family, playing vidya with a Spider, hiking/camping with a Slime, sleeping with a Pig for the first time, hearing a Cow breathe, smelling a Sheep, feeling a warm or cold skin of a Zombie on yours, seeing a Creeper’s hair on your bathroom counter, bringing lunch to a Skeleton while on break, making coffee for a Witch in the morning, cooking for a Villager, giving jewelry to an Enderman, going on vacation together with a Spider for the first time, moving in together with a Slime, learning to get along while living together with a Pig, planning to get engaged/getting engaged to a Cow, planning a wedding with a Sheep, getting married to a Zombie, honeymooning with a Creeper, getting a Pig pregnant, watching your baby grow in a Cow, raising babies/kids with a Sheep.
Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let’s build a virtual life together!