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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8535 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2987 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 136 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.