Eternal Quests 1.20.2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dimension Hops:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

SangriaCraft

+18, 1.21.4, Biweekly Event, creative projects, Discord, Events, friendly community, Gaming, Minecraft enthusiasts, Network, New Event, Positive Environment, pub trivia, Rewards, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, server map, simple voice chat, smp, tropical adventure

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Server Name:	SangriaCraft
Server Map:	View Map
Host:	Itsatrapp01

Overview:

SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.

FAQ:

Who We Are:

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.

World Reset:

The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.

Community Focus & Transparency:

Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.

Whitelist Application:

To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!

Sacred Realm Craft 1.20

AVOWED, Character Sheet, Craft, Diversity, FANTASY, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hidden Features, inclusion, LGBTQ, non-binary, Pronouns, Realm, representation, role playing, RPG, Sacred, starfield, Veilguard, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like, right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party with exploding cookies and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!

And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2504	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	1838	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	388006
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	228	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Zombie Dances:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crops Grown:	5872	Meteorites Collected:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Crops Grown:	4799
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	2119	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	8679
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3755
Enchantments Applied:	275	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!