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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2535 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
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