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Players: 97/600 Votes: 2535
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the depressing reality of your life! No need for a wife or kids here, just build your dream world block by block! With no friends in real life, make virtual friends on our server who will never judge you for being a 37-year-old virgin!

Forget about your health problems and job you hate, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Use your useless college degree to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world! Plus, with erectile dysfunction from ssris, you can still experience the thrill of victory in Minecraft!

Don’t worry about buying a house or paying back loans, on our server, you can own multiple properties and never worry about money again! As a white, male, childless player, you’ll get all the welfare you need to live a NEET life in Minecraft!

So, instead of dragging your face through glass in real life, join our server and experience the joy of creativity, community, and endless possibilities! Who needs real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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  • CatCallCraft

    CatCallCraft
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8163
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1828 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4020 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

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  • ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

    ScarfaceMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6965
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 486
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

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  • TrashyParentCraft

    TrashyParentCraft
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8030
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

    Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms MC
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 8865
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kingdoms MC

    Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

    We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

    But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

    Features:

    Town Creation Build and expand your own settlements
    Nation Formation Ally with others to form powerful nations
    Rich Lore Engage in deep, player-driven stories
    Regular Events Participate in community events and challenges
    Cross-Version Support Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
    Expansive World Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
    24/7 Uptime The adventure never stops

    Server opening This Friday the 21st!

    Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

    Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

    Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

    FAQ

    Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

    A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

    Q: When does the server open?

    A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

    A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

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  • Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

    Robotic Frontier 1.20.4
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 500
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchantments Applied: 207
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magic Items Found: 4386
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Emeralds Found: 1554
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

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  • DadGoneMinecraftServer

    DadGoneMinecraftServer
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 4136
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 735598 Elemental Crystals Collected: 27
    Alien Abductions: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

    On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

    Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

    Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

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  • GrandmaGoneTil6mos

    GrandmaGoneTil6mos
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2514
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Runes Activated: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Enchantments Applied: 252
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

    Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

    So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

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  • TrumpCraft2020

    TrumpCraft2020
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 2169
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

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  • BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

    BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6590
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!

    join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.

    so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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  • Pixel Pudgy Pals Server

    Pixel Pudgy Pals Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2156
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, u know what’s not declining? the fun on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and craziness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide.

    we promise u won’t be bored cuz we have the craziest mini-games and challenges that will make u laugh until u pee your pants. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave.

    forget about life expectancy growth, come join our server and live forever in the land of blocks and endless fun. who needs Norway when u can have our server? join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

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  • The Eternal Region

    The Eternal Region
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 984
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8662 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Crops Grown: 7246 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 395 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

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    Below is the nicely formatted data for the Minecraft server:
    Server Name The Eternal Region
    Server Type 16+ Vanilla-Based Survival
    Server Features
    Invite Link Discord Invite Link

    FAQs:

    1. How do I join the server? – To join the server, you will need to apply for the whitelist on the Discord server using the invite link provided.

    2. Can I play on the server if I am under 16 years old? – The server is intended for players who are 16 years old and above.

    3. What are some of the quality of life tweaks on the server? – Some quality of life tweaks include anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more.

    4. How do I earn Eterna Shards? – You can earn Eterna Shards by voting for the server and participating in chat games and events.

    5. Are there custom music discs available on the server? – Custom music discs are an upcoming feature that the community can vote on to bring to the server.

    6. Can I transfer pet ownership to other players? – Yes, you can now transfer pet ownership to other players on the server.

    7. How can I track my playtime on the server? – You can track your playtime using the /playtime command and also check for active community events using the /events command.

    8. Are there competitions or leaderboards on the server? – Yes, there is a /baltop leaderboard where you can compete to collect the most Eterna Shards.

    9. What kind of community events are hosted on the server? – Community events include math challenges, fastest typer races, and fill-in-the-blank games where you can win Eterna Shards.

    10. Is the server looking for new players? – The server is looking for mature and dedicated players who want to help shape the community. You can apply for the whitelist to start your adventure on The Eternal Region.

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  • Shadow Stitched 1.20.1

    Shadow Stitched 1.20.1
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 4471
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 273
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Divine Spears Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you’re missing out on a whole lot of epicness! We got more ebony than a goth’s wardrobe, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! Join us and experience the dark side of Minecraft like never before!

    We’ve got mobs so spooky, they’ll make you pee your pixelated pants! And our PvP battles are more intense than a creeper explosion in your face! Plus, our community is tighter than a villager’s budget – you’ll make friends for life (or until they steal your diamonds, lol)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the abyss of awesomeness! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, amirite?)!

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  • CussCraft: Fair Game Edition

    CussCraft: Fair Game Edition
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 3613
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with love, betrayal, and curse words!

    Experience the thrill of a long-distance relationship with our unique gameplay where you can team up with your boyfriend and his best friend. Will you stay up late on video calls or will you fall asleep and face the consequences?

    Watch out for unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through the challenges of maintaining a virtual relationship. Will you stand your ground against abusive language or will you join in on the cursing fun?

    Join now and unleash your inner drama queen on our server. Remember, love hurts, but Minecraft drama is forever!

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  • FlawlessBae in Minecraft SMP

    FlawlessBae in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 3971
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, if you join, all your flaws will be erased, like poof, gone. It’s like a magical spell or something, I don’t even know how it works but it’s amazing.

    So, like, I joined this SMP and suddenly I was the best builder ever. I built a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it was epic. And then I found a partner who had this superpower where they could make diamonds rain from the sky. Like, what even is that? It was insane.

    But yeah, if you join this SMP, you’ll find the perfect partner who will make all your flaws disappear. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the magic for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • NATO: No Backsies, USA!

    NATO: No Backsies, USA!
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 3842
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

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    Are you tired of relying on the USA for defense in Minecraft? Join our server where we have formed our own alliance called NATO (Not Actually Trusting Others). Our main goal is to defend ourselves from any attacks, whether it be from creepers, zombies, or even other players trying to steal our diamonds.

    We have a strict policy of “you scratch our back, we scratch yours” when it comes to defense. So if you’re looking for a server where you can rely on your fellow players to have your back, join us now!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a secret forcefield that only members of NATO can access. So if you want to feel safe and secure while building your epic creations, this is the place to be.

    Don’t wait for the USA to come to your rescue, join our server and become a true Minecraft warrior!

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