Eternal Block Party | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	7566	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Secret Passages Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is neon green and the pigs wear sunglasses! 🐷😎

Join us if you want to ride on flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords! 🦙🔥🐔

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play hide and seek with the players! 🐉👀

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music! 💃🎶💥

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! 🎮🤪

Disclaimer: Pigs in sunglasses may not actually exist. Please play responsibly.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Votes:	8122
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	314500
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2319	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	4945
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Farms Harvested:	764	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Towns Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.