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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5107 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 3715 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
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