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SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5190	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Potions Brewed:	133	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9816	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Mines Excavated:	2143	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	576
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15