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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
Endless Night Skies: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Star Shards Collected: 117 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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