Escape Kaspa Minecraft SMP

12 months, bagholders, Blockchain, Caution, Crypto, cryptocurrency, dump, Escape, holy grail, Investment, Kaspa, market, Minecraft, opportunity, price, Recovery, Risk, scaling trilemma, Sell, smp, Tech, trap, volatility

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mines Excavated:	1086	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being an eternal bagholder in the crypto world? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience a world where the only crashing you’ll see is when someone accidentally drives their minecart off a cliff.

Our server is like a recovery potion for your soul, a trap for your worries, and a place where you can finally sell at a reasonable price (in diamonds, of course). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the crypto chaos and dive into a world where the only scaling trilemma you’ll face is deciding how big to build your castle.

Even if you have the best tech in the blocky world, our server guarantees that you’ll never have to worry about dumping hard ever again. So come join us, build, mine, and laugh your way through the next 12 months of ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even find the holy grail of enchanted golden apples along the way!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	3968	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1738

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crops Grown:	3135	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	103	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ores Mined:	2052

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Emeralds Found:	1484
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	250

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Void Gems Collected:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Zombie Dances:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	622
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?