Escape From Tarkraft: A Battle for Loot in Hostile Maps

119vanilla, Battlebit, Battlestate, Custom, Economy, Eft, Escape, Escapefromtarkov, Fence, Flashbang, Flashbangs, Grenade, Grenades, gun, Guns, Hostile, Loot, Looting, Maps, Mechanic, Minekov, Minigames, Other, Prapor, PvP, remastered, Rockets, Rust, Tarkov, Tarkraft, Therapist

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

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Escape From Tarkraft: A Battle for Loot in Hostile Maps

Escape From Tarkraft: A Battle for Loot in Hostile Maps Minecraft Server

Download Mod Pack from Modrinth or CurseForge

Escape From Tarkraft, also known as Escape From Minekov, is an immersive Minecraft server inspired by Battlestate Games’ Escape From Tarkov. It combines elements of the extraction shooter genre with a post-apocalyptic setting.

Guns feel like BattleBit Remastered!

Server Features:

Faction Warfare: Choose a side and engage in intense battles between two factions fighting for control in the Таркрафт region.Raids and Looting: Participate in small raids with 10-15 players, loot valuable resources, and escape before artillery fire strikes the looted areas.Realistic Ballistic Mechanics: Experience realistic ballistic mechanics with different armor penetration for bullets. Strategize and protect yourself and your squad.Protected Stash: Safely store your belongings in a stash that is protected from other players. Upgrade your stash as you progress in the game.MiniGames: Explore other MiniGames on the server, including a post-apocalyptic “survival island” and exciting battles with guns, bazookas, and C4.Anti-Grief Measures: Enjoy peace of mind with an anti-grief rollback command that regenerates chunks, allowing you to remove unwanted lava casts and start over peacefully.

Discord and Mod Pack:

Join our Discord community to stay updated with the latest announcements and interact with other players. The Discord announcement channel provides the latest mod and resource pack, which significantly enhances gameplay. While not required, it offers a better experience, including the ability to see 100k+ gun renders.

Disclaimer:

We want to emphasize that this server and its mini-games are not attempting to imitate or profit from Escape From Tarkov, Rust, or any other games we are inspired by. Our server is a separate entity that introduces unique mechanics and maps within the Minecraft world. We build everything from scratch, with the help of dedicated volunteers and friends. Join us today to experience hype and mechanics you haven’t seen before in Minecraft!

138.2.231.254

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3488	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Towns Built:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Animals Bred:	193
Emeralds Found:	2527	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1740	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8189	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Votes:	7535	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Towns Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	1368
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5491	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2556
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Animals Bred:	163	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	7322	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mines Excavated:	2587
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	660815
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.