escaiwars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Potions Brewed:	165
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3733
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Potions Brewed:	144
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	114
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	New Chunks Explored:	325792
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4763
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	665083	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchantments Applied:	204
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	113871	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1596	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	436775	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Items Found:	7510	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Emeralds Found:	2967	Farms Harvested:	699
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Farms Harvested:	499	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Players:	100/200	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Potions Brewed:	118	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10