ERMOSS | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	3156	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	8923	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Farms Harvested:	644	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	2388
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	109	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ores Mined:	3791	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	9739
Void Gems Collected:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Votes:	5260	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	148	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	131
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5651	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	144
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crops Grown:	7788	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4491	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	7357	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
New Chunks Explored:	46173	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	96/400	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8964