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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9059 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 87 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7064 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!