| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5005 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9847 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 268 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4732 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2556 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 759 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 308 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1278 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3062 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3664 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 654 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4290 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 463 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4776 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8153 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 108 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9566 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3044 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 470 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.
We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1577 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 137 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9558 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7657 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6354 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 216 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.
oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7926 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.
If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.
So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5723 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!
– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.
– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7289 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | New Chunks Explored: | 20443 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 448 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3594 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
