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Never2OldCraft

age is just a number, age-defying, ageless, ageless wonder, always young, childlike wonder, eternal child, eternal youth, forever playful, Forever Young, never aging, never grow up, never too old, never too old for fun, Never2OldCraft, playful, staying young, Timeless, young at heart, youthful energy, youthful spirit

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Potions Brewed:	186	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

What are you never too old for? Building epic blocky masterpieces, duh! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner child as you create towering castles, underground lairs, and maybe even a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamond reserves. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yes, you read that right. Ride at your own risk and try not to explode into a million tiny blocks of regret.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of creativity, mystery, and explosive fun!

SchnitzelCraft Minecraft Server

Asylum, contentious, debate, european union, German, germany, Government, immigration law, integration, lawmakers, legislation, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, REJECT, SchnitzelCraft, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9839	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, man. u wanna join dis server cuz we got german lawmakers who reject immigration laws and stuff. it’s like a whole drama show, but in minecraft. u can build ur own drama too, like maybe u wanna build a wall to keep out all the creepers or something. join dis server for the crazy stories and the drama, man. it’s gonna be lit.

KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

alienate, Ban, blocks, Central Asia, controversy, Critics, cultural norms, gender equality, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, minority rights, Muslim women, Niqab, religious expression, religious freedom, secularism, social integration, traditional dress, Women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

Free World Ruler Pro

absolute ruler, AUTHORITY, control, Democracy, free, free world, global power, Government, influence, leadership, Politics, power, president, PRO, Ruler, Ruling, ruling authority, ruling class, ruling elite, ruling party, ruling system, world, world domination, world leader

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Votes:	3632
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

u think u can’t be da boss of da whole world? well think again, cuz on dis server u can be da absolute ruler of da free world! u can build ur own empire, make ur own rules, and crush anyone who tries to stand in ur way.

join dis server if u want to unleash ur inner dictator and show everyone who’s boss. u can build giant statues of urself, create ur own currency, and even have ur own army of loyal minions.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start ur journey to world domination! just remember, absolute power can be a bit lonely, but hey, at least u’ll have all da diamonds u could ever want.

Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

addiction risks, Chronic pain, drug development, FDA Approval, mechanism of action, non-opioid painkiller, opioid alternative, opioid-level pain relief, overdose risks, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief medication, pain research, pain suppression, pain treatment., PainFree, Pharmacology, sedation risks, Suzetrigine, us fda, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

British females, British girls, British girls in Newcastle, British women, British women in Newcastle, Girls, Isles, location, mystic, newcastle, Newcastle females, Newcastle girls, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne girls, Newcastle women, uk, UK females, UK females in Newcastle, UK girls in Newcastle, UK women, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5739	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Void Armor Forged:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	123
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Votes:	7728
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

active commuting, Associations, Benefits, bicycle, bike, Cohort, Commute, commuting, CRAZE, employees, Exercise, FINNISH, health, Lifestyle, long term, productivity, public sector, research, sickness absences, study, Transportation, wellness, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.

Server server minecraft

banner, come to us, description, Lazy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	8923	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Crops Grown:	4321	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	3144	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Animals Bred:	177
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Come to us !!!

NameCraftMc.aternos.me:56350

Players:	100/600	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17