ER Escape – Pandemic Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

aita, Big Ball, Friends, girl, group activity, Group Chat, high school, keeping ticket, leaving group chat, Minecraft, Panic, personal reasons, Promise, Server, sick, student ID, TicketTussle, UNFAIR, university friends, Unsure

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of unreliable friends and feeling left out of group activities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a ball of a time where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched or ignored by your virtual pals.

Unlike real life, on our server, you’ll always have a ticket to the party and never have to deal with drama or fake friends. Plus, our student ID requirement is just a joke – everyone is welcome to join in on the fun, no matter their age or background.

So say goodbye to unreliable friends and hello to a new virtual squad that will always have your back. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

CraftyCoupleTaxTime

aita, bill payment, car payments, Communication, CraftyCoupleTaxTime, federal taxes, filing separately, financial responsibility, gas, groceries, main source of income, marital finances, Mortgage, Overtime, Paycheck, SAVING, shopping, Tax season, Wife, withholdings

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8777	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Potions Brewed:	56	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	281
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of dealing with tax drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where taxes don’t exist! That’s right, you can build your dream world without worrying about Uncle Sam taking a cut of your hard-earned diamonds.

Join us and escape to a land where you can live tax-free and rule your own kingdom without any financial burdens. No more arguments with your spouse about who should pay the tax bill, because here, it’s all fun and games!

Build your own empire, mine for resources, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs to worry about taxes when you can focus on building the biggest and best castle in all of Minecraft land?

So come on over and join us for a tax-free adventure like no other. Trust us, once you experience the freedom of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

CraftyBrainsMC

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	792
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Buildings Constructed:	50
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are they building a working rocket ship in Minecraft? Because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our players are so smart, they’ve figured out how to escape the blocky world and explore the galaxy. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of interstellar travel while laughing your way through ridiculous adventures with our wacky community. Who needs a PhD when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

CraftyKremlin, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election campaign, electoral interference, Espionage, european union, fake news, foreign intervention, germany, influence operation, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, meddling, Minecraft, political influence, political interference, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

so, like, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and mine stuff and just be, like, a total boss? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more!

we got like, crazy cool mods that let u fly around like a superhero and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. not even kidding, it’s lit af.

also, we have this epic storyline where u gotta save the world from an evil army of zombie chickens. yeah, u heard me right, zombie chickens. they’re like, super fast and they can fly and stuff. it’s intense.

plus, we have like, the best community ever. everyone is so nice and helpful and they’ll totally have ur back if u ever get stuck or need help. it’s like, a big minecraft family.

so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s the bomb dot com, for real. come join us and be a part of something totally epic. u won’t regret it, i promise.

CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6027
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

Cooking, Culinary, Dining, dry pasta, Fails, Food, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, long tail tags: spaghetti dishes, non-Italian restaurants, Noodles, pasta, pasta varieties, Problems, recipes, restaurant fails., Sauce, saucy, serving spaghetti, Spaghetti, Traditional

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Fruit Fly Maggot Madness

behaviour, Fly, fly larvae, food hardness preference, food preferences, food texture, Fruit, fruit decay, fruit fly maggots, fruit infestation, gustatory organs, insect behavior, larval, larval development, madness, Maggot, multisensory contributions, physiology, rotting fruit, sensory integration, sensory organs, sensory perception, sensory responses, sensory stimuli

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the fruit flies be partying harder than a bunch of frat boys on a Saturday night? Well, welcome to our server, where the fruit is so rotten, it’s attracting maggots like a magnet!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate multisensory journey of fly larval gustatory organs in action. We’ve got flies tasting food like it’s the last supper and turning it into a wild party for all to enjoy.

Forget about those boring servers with basic gameplay, come to ours for a taste of the unexpected. Who knew that rotting fruit could lead to such a lit Minecraft experience? So come on, join us and let’s get this fruity party started! 🍌🥭🍇🍓🎉

Crescenta

auction house, Augmented, Bluemap, Bounties, Brewery, Chestshops, Classes, Crescenta, Dwarf, Dynamic Markets, Dynmap, Economy System, forever.., Geopolitical, Halfling, Lands plugin, PVP rework, Ramborn, Resets, Roleplay, Token system, world-building

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	125	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	387
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Crescenta Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Skill System	Promotes slower, more deliberate gameplay for a lasting experience
Lands Plugin-Style Claims	Complete with nations and diplomacy
Economy System	Includes ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, Auction House, and more
Token System	Rewards worldbuilding and roleplay, unlocks special abilities
Brewery	Brew custom drinks and get drunk
Races and Classes	Choose between Dwarf, Halfling, Ramborn, Human, Elf, or Augmented
Bluemap	Similar to Dynmap, providing a map view of the world
No Resets	Buildings and progress are permanent, no resets ever

IP: crescenta.org

Promo Video: https://youtu.be/lSa-8JBDqHg

Discord Link: http://discord.crescenta.org/

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply enter the server IP “crescenta.org” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I form alliances with other players/nations?

A: Yes, the server allows for diplomacy, alliances, and forming of nations.

Q: How does the economy system work?

A: The economy system includes features like ChestShops, Bounties, Dynamic Markets, and an Auction House for trading and commerce.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploring the world?

A: As long as you follow the server rules and respect other players’ claims, you are free to build and explore the world as you please.

Elder Kin Unity 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, anti-racism, CHANGE, Communication, dialogue, Diversity, education, Elder, Empathy, equality, family, generation gap, Grandfather, intervention, Kin, love, prejudice, racism, social justice, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Divine Spears Created:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Yo, bro, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and distract your grandpa with all the crazy fun we have going on!

We’ve got so many wacky builds and epic adventures that he won’t even have time to think about being racist! Plus, our community is so diverse and inclusive that he’ll be too busy making new friends to spew any hate speech.

So come on, join us and save your grandpa from being a total bigot! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

RejectionCraft: Bro Edition

A-level, advice, Bro, brother, Business+IT, computer science, Edition, GCSEs, Harsh, heads of 6th form, IT, Life, offers, predicted grades, rejection, RejectionCraft, sibling rivalry, software engineering, UCAS application, University, Upset

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach you valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server, where we offer courses in “Predicted Grades 101” and “Dodgy GCSEs: How to Overcome Them”. Join now and learn the importance of listening to advice before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “UCAS Application Simulator”, where you can experience the thrill of getting rejected by multiple universities all at once! Will you make the same mistake as our 17m player and apply to the same university for all your choices? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our server, where the lessons are harsh but the laughs are plenty. Who knows, you might even walk away with a new perspective on life – and a shiny new offer from Business+IT University!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

alluring quirks, alluring traits, attractive qualities, AttractiveAF, captivating features, captivating quirks, distinctive appeal, distinctive traits, enchanting traits, individual charm, intriguing appeal, intriguing qualities, magnetic qualities, Minecraft, personality quirks, Rare Attributes, rare charm, smp, uncommon allure, uncommon charm, uncommon traits, unique characteristics, unusual allure

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We got a whole gang of crazy players who are always up to some wild shenanigans.

First off, our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’re talking rainbow creepers, flying pigs, and even a dancing Enderman. It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

And the builds on this server? Insane, bro. We’ve got a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure. You’ll never run out of cool stuff to explore, I swear.

But the best part? The community, dude. We’re all a bunch of lovable weirdos who just wanna have a good time. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, have epic PvP battles on top of the tallest mountains, and even have a pet slime named Larry who’s basically our mascot.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers and full of laughs, then you gotta join us, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for, am I right?

SheetCrafters

bed covers, bed linens, bed sheets, bedding, bedding care, bedding changes, bedding cleanliness, bedding frequency, bedding habits, bedding maintenance, bedding routine, bedding schedule, bedding tips, bedroom decor, cleaning routine, home maintenance, household chores, SheetCrafters, sleep hygiene, sleep quality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is changing your bed sheets once a month? Well, look no further because on our server, we change our bed sheets every hour! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about stale sheets or creepers hiding under your covers ever again. Join us for the freshest bedding experience in Minecraft!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

Businesses, China, CraftyChina, economic policy, Economy, export, finance, global market, Impact, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market volatility, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, RETALIATION, Server, supply chain, Tariffs, trade war, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

CraftyWarriors

aggression, CASUALTIES, central america, Conflict, CraftyWarriors, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, negotiations, panama, Peacekeeping, resolution, rubio, SECURITY, talks, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Crops Grown:	7204	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

are you ready for the ultimate minecraft showdown?!?! join our server and prepare for battle like never before!!!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire base!!! but don’t worry, because on our server, you can team up with other players to take down those pesky creepers and protect your precious loot!!!

but that’s not all!!! we have epic boss battles that will test your skills to the limit!!! take on the mighty ender dragon or challenge the wither to a duel!!! do you have what it takes to emerge victorious?!?!

plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of minecraft!!! find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even netherite!!! but be careful, because there will be many casualties along the way!!!

so what are you waiting for?!?! join our server now and experience the thrill of war, the excitement of adventure, and the chaos of minecraft like never before!!!

Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft

#sustainability, construction, design, Durability, efficiency, fashion, footwear, heel, High Heel, long-lasting, Manufacturing, material, Minecraft, parts, production, Quality, SHOE, sole, Space, unused, Waste, Wasted, wear and tear

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	2457
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.

we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.

rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4