EqualPayCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceos of publicly traded corporations are banned from making more money than their employees? well, look no further, cuz this server is the place for you!

imagine a world where the ceo of a big company can’t buy a diamond sword because the janitor is making more money than them. it’s pure chaos, but in a hilarious way!

come join us and watch as the ceos try to sneakily mine for diamonds without getting caught by the server admins. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with pickaxes and creepers.

plus, we have a special event every week where the ceo with the most diamonds has to dress up as a chicken and run around the server for an hour. trust me, it’s a sight to see.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the ceos are kept in check and the laughs never stop!

TibetQuakeCraft

border, CASUALTIES, disaster management, earthquake, emergency response, Fatalities, geology, Himalayas, India, natural disaster, Nepal, News, rescue operations, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic waves, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuakeCraft, times of india, tremors

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crops Grown:	1406	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Animals Bred:	136	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!

Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

Awareness, body modification, circumcised, circumcision, confidential information, cultural practices, family traditions, genitalia, health decisions, intimate details, medical history, personal choices, personal information, personal knowledge, physical differences, privacy, secret, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-identity, sensitive topics, Server, societal norms, Steves

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1923
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

WildCraftMC

accessibility, Advancements, Adventurous Quests, Crates, Crazy Enchants, Discord, Donating, Dragon Hunt Events, east, Economy, java, Jobs, LEVELLING, LWC Protection, mini Bosses, North America, Player shop, Ranking, RPG, smp, unique rewards, WildCraftMC

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.wildcraftmc.com
Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.

Q: How can I join the server community on Discord?

A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.

Q: What are Crates and how can I redeem them?

A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.

Q: How can I earn economy on the server?

A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.

Block Fitness 1.20.4

1.20.4, BLOCK, calf exercises, FITNESS, glute workout, hamstring exercises, Leg Day, leg day benefits, leg day fitness, leg day gains, leg day motivation, leg day muscle building, leg day progress, leg day recovery, leg day routine, leg day soreness, leg day strength training, leg day tips, leg exercises, leg workout, lower body workout, quad exercises

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dimension Hops:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1872	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Magic Items Found:	5486	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Animals Bred:	136
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3184	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.