EqualPayCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the ceos of publicly traded corporations are banned from making more money than their employees? well, look no further, cuz this server is the place for you!

imagine a world where the ceo of a big company can’t buy a diamond sword because the janitor is making more money than them. it’s pure chaos, but in a hilarious way!

come join us and watch as the ceos try to sneakily mine for diamonds without getting caught by the server admins. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with pickaxes and creepers.

plus, we have a special event every week where the ceo with the most diamonds has to dress up as a chicken and run around the server for an hour. trust me, it’s a sight to see.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server where the ceos are kept in check and the laughs never stop!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Mobile Gaming Isn’t the Worst

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper’s Delight”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	160511

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server

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Are you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tranny-Kun’s Revenge: Day 1 of Z2Cuck’s Demise – A LOLtastic Minecraft Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against an army of evil chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Maybe today is the day you’ll discover the true meaning of LOLs and blocky madness!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Soul Eater’s Blocky Buffet

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the digital realms of Minecraft, there lies a magical land known as Black Star. It is said that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive its treacherous challenges and claim its hidden treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures you will ever come across. From pixelated unicorns to fire-breathing chickens, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that you have the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Black Star and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Babes & Building Bros: Where Creepers Explode and Chickens Lay Eggs

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Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a spicy creeper explosion? Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy surprises and steamy adventures! Our world is filled with hot chicks ready to spread their legs for you…and maybe even show off their blocky beavers! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wildest Minecraft server around – join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ThunderCraft: Where lightning strikes and diamonds sparkle! LOL

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Are you tired of boring, storm-free nights in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, every night is a wild thunderstorm extravaganza! Get ready to snuggle up in your virtual bed and enjoy the soothing sound of rain and thunder while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. Build a farm and start breeding these magical creatures to create your own army of flying bacon warriors.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep underground that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where the ground is made of cheddar and the trees are made of gouda?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds during a thunderstorm with flying pigs and cheese dimensions?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Villages Defended:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

10 Years Later Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds, of course). But beware, the llama is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Head over to our exclusive disco party island, where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton, he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not enter our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players must construct the wackiest, most outrageous structures in a race against time. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	636
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Leprechaun Land: Where Irish are OP and creepers are subhu-

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the Irish are actually subhuman and you can apologize for it! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server lag). Build a castle made entirely of potatoes, ride pigs into battle against zombie leprechauns, and participate in our weekly “Pot o’ Gold” treasure hunts where the prize is a lifetime supply of lucky charms. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	5869	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crops Grown:	8896	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most scenepilled nodemaxxing edition you’ll ever find! Join us for Demo Days where you can showcase your wildest creations and compete for the title of Minecraft Master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers – can you outsmart them and claim your riches?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4762
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Diamonds & Drama: Where Creepers Explode and Players Troll, but Love Conquers All!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner villain and take out your frustrations on virtual characters? Look no further! Join our server where you can let out all your pent-up rage against women and trannies in a safe and pixelated environment. Build a fortress to keep them out, create traps to catch them, or just go on a virtual rampage – the possibilities are endless! So come join us and let’s rid the world of these “pointless beings” together. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is intended (we promise). See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft Manga Madness: Where Creepers Cosplay as Naruto Characters!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to dive into a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Look no further than our server, where we have recreated the entire world of manga in Minecraft form!

Join us for epic battles against giant robots, intense ninja training sessions, and even the occasional magical girl transformation sequence. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are cosplaying as your favorite anime characters!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Weebness, rumored to grant its wielder the power to speak fluent Japanese and summon a giant kaiju to do their bidding. Will you be the one to claim this powerful artifact and become the ultimate otaku warrior?

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of manga in a whole new way. Who needs reality when you can have catgirls and mechs at your fingertips? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Blunders: The Quest for the Unsaved Damsel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to save the princess is by building the most epic castle known to man! But beware, the evil creepers are out to sabotage your construction efforts with their explosive antics. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as the ultimate castle builder, or will you be forever haunted by the princess’s haunting question, “Why didn’t you save her?” Join now and show those creepers who’s boss!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Español: Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and learn Spanish from watching Narcos, and Japanese from watching Shogun (and maybe a few JAVs, if you’re feeling adventurous). Who needs Rosetta Stone when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100 in both languages, a secret portal to a world where llamas speak French opens up. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy language-learning Minecraft server today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CocoCraft: Where childhood dreams come to life in blocks!

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Remember the good old days when you used to idolize Coco the chicken in Minecraft? Well, now it’s time to leave that behind and join our server where we antagonize Kson the cow! Why settle for boring old chickens when you can stir up some drama with a rebellious cow?

Join us for epic battles between Coco and Kson, where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Build your own farm and choose your side – Team Coco or Team Kson. Will you be a peacemaker or a troublemaker?

But beware, Kson is not your average cow. Rumor has it he’s been practicing his sword skills and is ready to take on anyone who dares challenge him. Can you handle the heat?

So say goodbye to your childhood idol and hello to your new nemesis. Join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.