EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Crops Grown:	5151
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	90
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more discrimination against poor dirt blocks or rich diamond blocks. Join us and become the richest miner in the land by simply breaking blocks all day long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave miners to join his quest for the rarest blocks in existence. Rumor has it that those who join him will be rewarded with unimaginable riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft. Who needs a boring old job when you can make a fortune by breaking blocks all day?

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magic Items Found:	4901	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Endless Night Skies:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4305	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	248	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	125	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	59
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	1922
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ores Mined:	1823
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!

Seraph’s Wild

active community, Biomes, custom advancements, Custom Items, discord server, Dungeons, Land Claims, nether rehauls, new mobs, proximity chat, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Staff Members, Wild

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Server Name	Seraph’s Wild
Server Type	Semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server

Overview

Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay while keeping everything server-side. You can join straight into the server without needing any mods.

Features

Custom items and biomes with unique effects
New mobs with cool attacks
Rehauls to the end and nether
Massive dungeons to explore
Proximity chat for in-game communication
No land claims, /tpa, /home, etc.
1000+ Custom Advancements
Active community and staff members

Want to join?

Join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

FAQ

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, everything is server-side, so you can jump straight into the server without needing any mods.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items and biomes with unique effects.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

A: There is no specific limit, but the server may have a cap based on its capacity.

Q: Can I communicate with other players in-game?

A: Yes, there is proximity chat available for in-game communication.

Q: How do I explore the massive dungeons on the server?

A: You can spend hundreds of hours exploring the massive dungeons on the server.

Q: Are there any special features in the end and nether?

A: Yes, there are huge rehauls to the end and nether to keep you entertained.

Tropical Sands 1.20.1

1.20.1, beach activities, beach atmosphere, beach culture in Brazil, beach destinations, beach experience, beach relaxation, beach scenery, beach tourism, beach travel., Beach Vibes, Beach Weather, beaches in Brazil, Brazilian beach lifestyle, Brazilian beach resorts, Brazilian beaches, Brazilian coastline, Brazilian vacation spots, sands, sandy shores, sun and sand, Tropical, Tropical beaches

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Dude, forget about Brazilian beaches, have you heard about this Minecraft server where the sand is made of diamonds and the water is pure lava? Join now for the ultimate beach experience, where you can mine for treasure and swim in fiery pits of doom! Who needs real beaches when you can have this insane virtual paradise? Get ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills tested to the max!