EpoxyMC: Where even the Ender Dragon has to obey the laws of physics!

seasoned player, exciting features, innovative survival, Custom Enchants, advanced features

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EpoxyMC Server

Server Details:

IP	play.epoxymc.net
Version	1.20.4

Why Join EpoxyMC?

Innovative Survival: Experience a unique blend of classic survival with advanced gameplay mechanics.
Exciting Features: Engage in challenging quests, use custom enchants, battle powerful bosses, and trade in a dynamic economy.
Thriving Community: Join a friendly and active player base where everyone is welcome.
Constant Updates: We regularly add new content to keep the adventure fresh and exciting.

Join us now at: play.epoxymc.net

See you in-game!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address play.epoxymc.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, we regularly add new content and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Are custom enchants available on the server?	Yes, players can use custom enchants to enhance their gameplay experience.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a dynamic economy system in place that allows players to trade with each other.

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