FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. Want to be the richest player on the server? Cluck Norris can make it happen. Want to ride a unicorn through the clouds? Cluck Norris has got you covered.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft community you’ll ever be a part of. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?
So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?
Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!
So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Forget about grinding for diamonds, on our server, all you need to do is drink the magical potion and watch as your character’s appearance changes before your very eyes. No need to worry about the science behind it, just sit back and enjoy the transformation.
Join us now and experience the ultimate glow-up like never before. Who needs breast implants and a cock delete when you can have a complete body makeover in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server today and become the queen bee of the blocky world!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6254 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild economist appears and teaches you about supply and demand. Or maybe you’re building a house when a trader shows up and gives you insider tips on how to make millions in the virtual stock market. And don’t even get us started on the blockchain technology lessons – let’s just say things get pretty wild when you start mining virtual cryptocurrency in-game.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you learn about personal finance while fighting off creepers and building epic structures? Trust us, this is one server you won’t want to miss out on. Join now and become a financial guru in the most unexpected way possible!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Active community
Unique events and competitions with interesting prizes
Referral system: invite friends and get rewards!
Constant updates and improvements
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a mischievous witch has been causing chaos, turning players into pumpkins and stealing all the candy for herself. Will you be brave enough to stop her and save Halloween for everyone?
So grab your wand, put on your best magical girl outfit, and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 233 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!
Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3209 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
