FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.
Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and diamonds fall from the sky. We have secret caves filled with treasure, enchanted forests with talking animals, and a volcano that shoots out lava cookies (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron wing. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating).
So why waste your time exploring boring old countries when you could be living it up in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Tokoyami Towa’s 3D model is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasures in the game. Find the model, crack the code, and claim your rewards!
Plus, our server is filled with wacky events like Tokyo Online Party 2024 Autumn 3on3 with Tachikawa and Daigo, SCARZ CUP Apex Legends vol.4 with Crylix and Arisaka, and even Oogiri Derby where anything goes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Tokoyami Towa’s mysterious powers and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself! From zombie dance parties to skeleton stand-up comedy shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is planning a surprise appearance for our next livestream. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and become the ultimate pickmetuber in the Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6296 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!
But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!
Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.
Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.
But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.
Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
