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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1832 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that cures diseases? well, this server is the one for u! we got this crazy study that found out if u play on our server, ur chances of getting multiple sclerosis goes down by like, a lot. it’s all cuz of this epstein-barr virus and brain cross-reactivity thing. i dunno what that means but it sounds fancy and important. so come join us and save ur brain from turning into mush! oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs and talking cows? yea, it’s pretty wild here. so what r u waiting for? join now and protect ur brain while having a blast in minecraft!
