EpicSurvival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWars: PeaceQuest

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, New Year’s message, Peace, peace agreement, peace talks, Peacebuilding, PeaceQuest, Polish president, political stability, regional cooperation, security measures, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Crops Grown:	2313	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build peace in ukraine with blocks! polish president is our main builder and he says we gotta end the war with just peace! come help us build a world where everyone is friends and no more fighting, just building! we got crazy events like block building competitions and peace rallies. join now and be a part of the most epic peace movement in minecraft history!

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

1.21.3, 48, awkward, bimmer, Campfire, Colossus, Cowboy, domo23, IFHY, jamba, lone, parking lot, partyisntover, Pigs, Rusty, Slater, tamale, Tracklist, trashwang, treehome95, Tyler, tyler the creator, Wolf

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	9763
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	166	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	766855
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Villages Defended:	14

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

play.laimcraft.ru

Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5227	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Animals Bred:	125
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	748165	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Items Found:	8482	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2