Epicfails Gaming: Where survival meets chaos and a whole lot of laughs! Join us now for an adventure!

1.20, active owners, Adventure, bedrock, Chaos, Chest Protection, chests, daily players, Easter Event, Epicfails, Events, Gaming, Griefing, hidden, java, Join, Land Claims, laughs, longtime, Loot, LOT, meets, Mobheads, Semi Vanilla, smp, Spawn, stealing, Survival, Towny, Updating

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server
Server Adress: play.epicgaming.ch

Overview
Java/Bedrock Server
Always Online
Around 5-10 daily players

Features
Towny server
Mobheads and chest creation on death
Active and updating owners
Regular events and minigames

Events
Easter Event with hidden Easter Eggs

FAQ

What is a towny server?: A towny server is where you either make a town or join a town. Having a town means you have land claims and protection from griefing/theft.
Is stealing allowed on the server?: Stealing from unlocked chests is allowed.
What happens when you die on the server?: You drop a chest with your loot, which doesn’t despawn, and your head can be collected as a mobhead.
Are the server owners actively involved?: Yes, the owners are active and regularly update the server.
Do you lose progress if you take a break from the server?: No, the server is long-term and your progress remains, even if you take a break.
What kind of events does the server have?: Regular events and minigames. Currently, there is an Easter Event with hidden Easter Eggs to find.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	2654	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	1026
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3830
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5015
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	8072
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	253	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	121	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	3916
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	9550
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4129
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Villages Defended:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	1212	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magic Items Found:	4955
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!