EpicFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	8627	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	3891	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1973
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	13620	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Zombie Dances:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Players:	90/900	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5735	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3