EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

amerilards, better, Canada, Clueless, Coach, Coaching, Credit, criticism, Disappointment, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lack of experience, Leeds, Minecraft, Performance, Salzburg, Scared, Server, Soccer, sports, TEAM, total failure, WIN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

🤣🤣🤣 Are you tired of boring, clueless coaches ruining your Minecraft gaming experience? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being coached by a total failure who failed at Salzburg, failed at Leeds, and is now hiding out in Canada. But hey, at least he’s not American, right?

Watch as he looks scared and clueless the entire time, making you question your own gaming skills. Amerilards may try to take credit for Canada’s win, but we all know it’s because of this hilariously bad coach.

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other – where failure is the name of the game! 🤣🎮 #WorstCoachEver #MinecraftMadness

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Items Found:	3151	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Farms Harvested:	471	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	524	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	140
Buildings Constructed:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1383	Farms Harvested:	681
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Votes:	7904
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Gems Collected:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8413
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1939	Buildings Constructed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3755
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	4080	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	7784	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!