EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

amerilards, better, Canada, Clueless, Coach, Coaching, Credit, criticism, Disappointment, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lack of experience, Leeds, Minecraft, Performance, Salzburg, Scared, Server, Soccer, sports, TEAM, total failure, WIN

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4942	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	190
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

🤣🤣🤣 Are you tired of boring, clueless coaches ruining your Minecraft gaming experience? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being coached by a total failure who failed at Salzburg, failed at Leeds, and is now hiding out in Canada. But hey, at least he’s not American, right?

Watch as he looks scared and clueless the entire time, making you question your own gaming skills. Amerilards may try to take credit for Canada’s win, but we all know it’s because of this hilariously bad coach.

So why wait? Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other – where failure is the name of the game! 🤣🎮 #WorstCoachEver #MinecraftMadness

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Crops Grown:	9668	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Items Found:	5970
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3699	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2155	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mines Excavated:	2558

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3086
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dimension Hops:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3448	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crops Grown:	1841

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!