EpicFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	3817
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3550	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Zombie Dances:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Emeralds Found:	4763
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchantments Applied:	160
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Spears Created:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8774	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ores Mined:	1416	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Emeralds Found:	3125

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5992	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crops Grown:	2963	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!