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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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