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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Crops Grown: 9234
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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