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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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