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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Potions Brewed: 169 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mines Excavated: 3776

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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