EpicCrafters: Legends Live Here | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Void Gems Collected:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6111

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2568	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	40833
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2589
Crops Grown:	3531	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Anime Girls Craft: Where Pixels and Waifus Collide

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise! Imagine building your dream world surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of crafting. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where anime girls and Minecraft collide in the most epic way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	4226	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3