| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 735 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1883 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!
mc8.fadehost.com:25658
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6651 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6724 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2995 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 226 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9279 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3103 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1349 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8900 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2813 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 134 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9340 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4362 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 833 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6842 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5616 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3844 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8762 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5262 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3124 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 685257 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6277 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
CryackG.aternos.me:27247
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2147 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 83 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5849 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9323 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
