| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1965 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 91 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!
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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1908 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3826 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1086 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1183 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 120 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3079 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5037 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3486 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4826 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Votes: | 4259 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3617 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3415 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2635 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 104 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1841 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 10932 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2024 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6976 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7010 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 666 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 264 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6632 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6138 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 89668 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2849 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Votes: | 2925 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9834 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
