so, like, this server is, like, the BOMB DIGGITY, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. like, seriously, you won’t find that anywhere else.

also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.

but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 332
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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