EpicCraft: Conquerors Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, China, Conquer, Conquerors, Conquest, cultural exchange, Domination, dynasties, east asia, Empires, epiccraft, History, imperialism, Indo-Europeans, Invasion, military tactics, Minecraft, mongols, Server, Silk Road, Slavery, Turks, WARFARE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	1951
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be transported back in time to ancient China, where you’ll have to fend off invasions from the Mongols, Turks, and even the Indo-Europeans! But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom – you’ll also have the chance to become a legendary warrior and defend the Great Wall of China with your trusty diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden traps that only the bravest players can conquer. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a hero in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	470286

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

KinkyCraft SMP: Spill the Beans!

acceptance, Beans, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, consent, Desires, Exploration, fantasies, fetishes, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkyCraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, relationships, sexual preferences, sharing, smp, Spill, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

So like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.

And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.

CraftyMineJobs

career preferences, CraftyMineJobs, ideal job, important quality, job attributes, job characteristics, job criteria, job expectations, job fit, job preferences, job priorities, job qualifications, job qualities, job requirements, job satisfaction, Job Search, job specifications, job standards, job traits, job values

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends.

Looking for a job? Well, on our server, you can become the official Chicken Nugget Taste Tester or the Chief Llama Wrangler. And don’t worry, we pay in diamonds and emeralds, because who needs boring old money anyway?

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableBusters Minecraft Server

BalticCableBusters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	201
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Mines Excavated:	2633	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	9293
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

omg guys, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got ships being seized in the baltic sea and stuff! like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, amirite?? join us and be a part of the most insane investigation ever, where we try to figure out who’s causing all this chaos in the sea. maybe it’s herobrine or something, who knows?? come sail the high seas with us and uncover the truth behind the cable damage, it’s gonna be lit af! #shipwreckedminecrafters #seasofchaos #minecraftmystery

CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	334507	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2043
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Potions Brewed:	152
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ores Mined:	1325	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!