| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9061 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 33 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 869 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2787 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7069 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1883 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2538 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 364 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5600 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8609 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6186 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 4823 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 2881 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2983 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8779 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4563 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Overview |
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| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 806 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9277 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 248 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 74 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7672 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 181 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8861 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7457 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.
So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 440 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
