| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7838 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6370 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2179 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3818 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3760 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Votes: | 8143 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4956 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 848 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2531 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Votes: | 5009 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9742 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8316 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1305 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 147 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3229 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 598 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Farms Harvested: | 757 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7427 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 1524 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 165 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 882 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9781 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 60 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2175 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 72 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8258 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 2735 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9072 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 964307 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8294 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 5111 | Emeralds Found: | 5138 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6317 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 713 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
