Epic Fails Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3769
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	4486	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Towns Built:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Farms Harvested:	609	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7896
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3588
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Animals Bred:	194

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4772	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crops Grown:	8693	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.