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Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mines Excavated:	3481	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6147
Ores Mined:	6064	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Towns Built:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Towns Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
New Chunks Explored:	154059	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mines Excavated:	1090	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3273	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Farms Harvested:	230
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	229
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dimension Hops:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	2870
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	362
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5402	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2