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RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9654	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1