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FamRoast Minecraft Server

academic struggles, adhd, behavioral issues, childhood trauma, childhood trauma recovery, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Support, FamRoast, medication, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, overcoming adversity, parental neglect, school support, self esteem, Server, sibling rivalry, Teacher Support

Are you tired of being treated like the runt of the litter in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! On our server, ADHD is a superpower and being hyperactive is celebrated! No more being grounded for moving around too much or getting punished for not being able to focus.

Join us and experience a world where ramen is served to everyone, even if your grades aren’t perfect. Say goodbye to being called hurtful slurs by your siblings and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

Our server is filled with amazing teachers who will help you reach your full potential, just like the teacher who changed everything for our 16m player. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing medication to thrive – in fact, we encourage it!

So come on over and leave behind the negativity of your family. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are valued and respected. Join now and let’s make Minecraft a safe haven for all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoMILNoSILAllowedCraft

aita, bad person, children, Condo, cousins, dramatic, Inheritance, mean, MIL, Mistreated, mixed child, NoMILNoSILAllowedCraft, overreacted, Petty, SIL, single mom, Telling, town house, Troubled, unfit mother, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of good vibes? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any toxic behavior – not even from your mother-in-law!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs with your friends. But the real challenge? Dealing with MIL Pat and her shady antics.

Imagine a world where your SIL Alice is the hero, raising her kids while studying to become an orthodontics assistant. She’s a total boss, and we stan a queen who doesn’t take any nonsense from mean MILs.

And speaking of MILs, ours is a whole other level of crazy. She wore a beige dress to a wedding? That’s nothing compared to her outrageous behavior on our server. Watch out for flying planters and inappropriate language – she’s a real piece of work.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of family drama, Minecraft adventures, and a whole lot of laughs? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to keep your cool when things get heated – we’ve got your back, even when your MIL doesn’t.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CovidCrafter SMP

covid, covid aftermath, covid complications, covid health issues, Covid impact, covid long term effects, covid recovery, covid recovery challenges, covid recovery experiences, covid recovery journey, covid recovery stories, covid recovery support, covid survivors, COVID symptoms, CovidCrafter, health complications, long haulers, long-term effects, permanent damage, post-covid syndrome, respiratory issues, smp

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your quarantine blues! Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CreeperCrisis: Sorry to Blow Up Your House!

awkward, awkward silence, bad news, BLOW, brutal honesty, Confrontation, CreeperCrisis, difficult conversation, difficult truth, Disappointment, EMBARRASSING, hard truth, harsh truth, hate to break it to you, Honesty, House, reality check, sensitive topic, tough love, truth hurts, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable truth, worst moment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt to mine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.

We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.

So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Crops Grown:	6244	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	113

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RussianRaidersMC

Cargo, Dangerous, emergency response, environmental hazard, hazardous materials, international incident, marine pollution, maritime accident, maritime safety, Norwegian coast guard, Norwegian waters, rescue operation, runs aground, Russian, Russian exports, RussianRaidersMC, salvage operation, Ship, Shipping industry, stranded, Vessel

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A SHIP WITH DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CARGO RUNNING AGROUND IN NORWEGIAN WATERS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!

JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds – Where you can mod your way to world domination!

Aerial aspect, Airship racing, airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conquer, Create, decorations, Discord, Domination, Epic Knights, farmers delight, FFA brawls, Flintlocks, food system, Geopolitics, Immersive Airships, meadow, mod, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Nations, Paintings, Pistol duels, Player-operated vendors, refuge, Routine Events, Sildaris, Spyglass astronomy, Steam-fantasy, Vinery, Warfare System, Wilds, wine, world

Description	Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
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Overview

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships
Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
Immersive gear from Epic Knights
Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
Chunk claiming
Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
Routine events with lucrative rewards
And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the economy based on?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors.
Are there routine events?	Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing!
What are some unique aspects of the server?	Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more.
Can players create nations?	Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow.
How can I start playing?	Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blame Her Minecraft Server

Blame, criticism, cultural norms, Decision making, emigrating, immigration, judgment, LEAVING, Migration, Minecraft, people, personal choice, Relocation, Server, societal attitudes, societal beliefs, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal pressure, societal values

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.

So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

wake up in minecraft smp ohio

Anon, autumn, blockquotepwake, coffee, coffee date, fall drinks, Friends, friendship, get together, hang out, Invitation, latte, Minecraft, morning routine, Ohio, Ohio life, ohiopblockquote, Plans, Pumpkin, pumpkin spice lattes, smp, socializing, Starbucks, Wake Up

> Wake up in Ohio and find yourself in a world where pumpkins are the ultimate power source. Join our Minecraft SMP where pumpkin spice lattes are the key to unlocking hidden abilities and taking over the server!

> Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!

> Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!

> Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!

Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Bedrock Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

aita, bedrock, bottles of pee, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cleaning, Communication, Confronting, depression, distant, downplay, found, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Server, Support, Talking, Trash, UNCOMFORTABLE, under his bed, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).

Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?

And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	5997

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PreggoPuffCraft

annoyance, Apology, celebration, construction, Damage, disagreement, family, fertility struggles, good news, Happy, Hosting, husband, passive aggressive, Poison, PreggoPuffCraft, pregnant sister, Protect, Ridiculous, smoking, smoking outside, unborn child

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family gatherings filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unreasonable requests.

Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TraumaTalksMC SMP

childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Communication, coping strategies, difficult conversations, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family, healing, Honesty, mental health, parental relationships, parents, past trauma, smp, support system, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaTalksMC, unresolved issues, Vulnerability

Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you’re holding onto a dark secret from your childhood? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape reality and never have to face those uncomfortable conversations again! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and forget all about your traumatic past. Plus, who needs therapy when you can build a virtual world where anything is possible? So come on, join us and leave your emotional baggage at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be carrying is your diamond sword!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PixelPantsParty

awkward situation, body image, childhood memory, Embarrassing moment, first time, growing up, human interaction, intimate moment, naked encounter, opposite gender, personal boundaries, personal experience, PixelPantsParty, private moment, revealing experience, Self Discovery, self-conscious, sexual education, social norms, taboo topics, vulnerable moment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected encounters.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? And let’s not forget the epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon, where you’ll have to team up with llamas armed with laser beams to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even have your first naked encounter with a skeleton (Your mother doesn’t count)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	1917
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MozartTeenBeats Minecraft Server

Baroque, classical, classical music, Composer, discovery, GENIUS, germany, Hidden Gem, historical artifact, historical find, library, Minecraft, Mozart, MozartTeenBeats, Music, music history, musical composition, musical genius., rare find, Server, Symphony, teenage prodigy, Young Talent

OMG, u gots to join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret portal to the library in Germany where Mozart hid his secret tunes! Legend has it, if u play his music while mining diamonds, u get super OP powers like flying on a pig and shooting rainbow lasers from ur eyes! Plus, we got a pet creeper named Wolfgang who loves to blow stuff up in rhythm with the music. Join now and be part of the Mozart madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftySocialDemo

Campaign, center-left, Coalition, CONSERVATIVE, CraftySocialDemo, Democracy, election results, exit polls, far right, German state election, germany, Government, leadership, opposition, policy, political parties, Politics, progressive, Scholz, Social Democrats, Voting

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we be buildin’ like scholz’s social democrats buildin’ up dem votes in a german state election! we be ahead of dem far right players, showin’ dem who’s boss in dis virtual world! exit polls be signalin’ dat dis server be da bomb, so come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures! who needs real life politics when you can rule the minecraft world with us? come on, you know you wanna join!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Sand Chip Trickery

Artificial Intelligence, Chip, Circuitry, computer chips, computer engineering, computer science, digital revolution, electronics, Futurism, Information Technology, innovation, invention, machine learning, microprocessors, sand, semiconductor, silicon chips, silicon dioxide, silicon valley, tech industry, Technology, Trickery

hey u! ya u! do u want to join a minecraft server where we tricked sand into thinking? yep, u heard that right! we invented silicon chips and now the sand in our server is alive and ready to play with u!

imagine building a house with sand that can talk back to u! or going on an adventure with a sand companion who can crack jokes and make u laugh! our server is like a sandcastle come to life, but with a twist!

come join us and experience the magic of sand that can think for itself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become best friends with a sand block! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the silicon chips do their thing!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Star Shards Collected:	165	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2353	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5