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Crafting Haven 1.21

autistic, Bonding, Companionship, Conversation, Crafting, Emotional support, Entertainment, friendship, Haven, Human Connection, lonely, mental health, non-sexual, Pay, platonic activities, play video games, professional services, Prostitute, Relaxation, Social Interaction, Talk, Therapy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	122
Emeralds Found:	8197	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Join our Minecraft server and you can pay virtual prostitutes to talk and play video games with you! It’s like having a virtual friend who also happens to be a prostitute. Who needs real friends when you have Minecraft prostitutes, am I right? It’s a whole new level of loneliness and autism, but in a fun and entertaining way! So come on, join us and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft prostitution!

DeafCraft Minecraft Server

american sign language, approach, asl, Body language, cafe, Communication, Community, Conversation, cultural sensitivity, deaf group, DeafCraft, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, exchange numbers, high school, inclusion, Interaction, learning, Minecraft, Practice, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crops Grown:	2409
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the deaf group at the cafe, we encourage players to use ASL to chat with each other in-game. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your rusty signing skills – we’re just here to have a good time!

Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even exchange numbers with a fellow player for some extra practice. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF! So come on over and show off your signing skills in our unique and inclusive community. See you there!

Dad’sGiftDrama

Appearance, arguments, Birthday, celebration, dad, DadsGiftDrama, disagreement, earbuds, exclusion, family, feelings, financial habits, financial struggles, gift, gym, laziness, new year’s day, process, relationship, sister, Space

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3075	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Divine Spears Created:	23	Star Shards Collected:	132
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of arguing with your sister over who should pay for dad’s earbuds!

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy cleaning up after their family members and lending out their bus cards. You’ll never run out of excitement as you navigate through the complex relationships and financial struggles of our virtual world.

But beware, things can get heated quickly. One minute you’re planning a birthday gift for dad, and the next you’re being called lazy and childish by your own sister. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for the gift, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable financial decisions. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have all the chaos and conflict you could ever dream of?

RomantasyMinecraft SMP

bestseller, Book Club, book lover, book recommendation, bookish, bookworm, enchanting tale, escapism, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional world, literary escapade, love story, magical romance, must-read, reading list, romance, romantasy, RomantasyMinecraft, romantic fantasy, smp, Top Picks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	5853	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join an EPIC Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!

And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EndlessBlocks

Beloved, ceaseless, Consistent, CONSTANT, continual, dependable, EndlessBlocks, Enduring, ETERNAL, evergreen, Everlasting, Favorite, Infinite, Perpetual, PERSISTENT, Reliable, Timeless, unceasing, unchanging, unending, unwavering

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the place where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies and collect all the diamonds your heart desires. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers – they’re too busy busting out their best dance moves to bother you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. From zombies doing the robot to skeletons breakdancing, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!

SeaCables Minecraft Server

asset forfeiture, court case, court ruling, Finnish court, international waters, investigation, legal action, legal decision, legal dispute, legal proceedings, maritime dispute, maritime investigation, maritime law, maritime security, Minecraft, oil tanker, Probe, SeaCables, Seizure, Server, Shipping industry, undersea cables, vessel seizure

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a finnish court seizing an oil tanker in an undersea cables probe, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, imagine sailing around in your own oil tanker, but then the finnish court comes in and is like, “nah fam, this is ours now.”

join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.

plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

BeirutBlockParty

Airport, bar, Beirut, BeirutBlockParty, Conflict, customs, delegation, diplomatic incident, international relations, investigation, iran, Iranian government, Lebanese authorities, MIDDLE EAST, News, plane, Politics, Report, search, SECURITY, Tension

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	101

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT IRANIAN DELEGATION TRYNA HIDE THEIR DIAMOND ORE IN BEIRUT!! THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP US FROM SEARCHING THEIR PLANE BUT WE AIN’T AFRAID OF NOBODY!! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SNATCH SOME DIAMONDS BEFORE THE DELEGATION GETS AWAY!! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYADVENTURES

Azure Cubic Realms 1.20

179, Anime, anticipation, AZURE, blue box, Characters, cubic, dumping, EXCITEMENT, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, Manga News, manga readers, Manga spoilers, manga updates, new chapter, Plot, Realms, Release, series, Storyline, update

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!

Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!

This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

BestiesOverNite Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BestiesOverNite, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, discomfort, friendship, girl friendships, Insecurities, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, Pansexual, personal space, PLATONIC, relationship, Server, sisterly bond, sleepover, Support, traditional views, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sleepovers with your best friend are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of platonic friendships and late-night chats with your BFF.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!

So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Animals Bred:	139
Ores Mined:	3554	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3908	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7535	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Emeralds Found:	1239
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

Players:	98/300	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4