Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will make your brain explode with joy.
We’ve got more epic builds than a dragon’s treasure hoard and more fun than a barrel full of monkeys on caffeine.
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what reality even means.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Current Version | 1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric |
|---|---|
| Server Location | Germany |
| Render Distance | 10 |
| Simulation Distance | 10 |
| Game Mode | Hard |
| World Border | 12,5k x 12,5k |
| FireTick | On (usually) |
The server is currently on its 4th season which started in the middle of August in ’24.
Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to reset for a very long time.
You can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host your own.
Yes, alongside the semi-vanilla SMP, there is a modded server using the Craftoria modpack.
We’ve got giant white cocks for you to suck in the game – no shame, just fun!
Explore new worlds and build amazing creations while embracing your deepest desires.
Don’t miss out on the chance to unleash your inner brown male fantasy in a safe and welcoming environment.
Join now and let the madness begin!
Escape the tension of calling someone “mom” against your will and join us for some epic building and exploring. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to Dave, the most supportive virtual dad you’ll ever meet.
Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – just focus on crafting, mining, and having a blast with our friendly community. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!
Picture this: you and your friend are planning to move in together, but she can only afford a fraction of the rent. No problem, you think, I’ll just adjust my budget and take on some extra chores. But when you suggest this to her, she goes off the rails, accusing you of being an abusive man and refusing to compromise.
But wait, there’s more! She reaches out to you about moving in, only to pull the rug out from under you and decide she wants to live alone. And to top it all off, she dismisses your feelings and brushes off your concerns as a joke.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of roommate drama, outrageous reactions, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of entertainment in your own virtual world?
Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a talking llama, fight off zombie villagers with enchanted tacos, and ride into battle on a giant chicken! Plus, our spawn area is a literal disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and rainbow-colored sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, your parents never did anything this wild when they played Minecraft back in the day. Let’s get this bread, gamers!
imagine building a giant statue of a creeper with a giant dong, or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. the possibilities are endless, man.
plus, we have the best community ever. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. we even have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties every night.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraft69server
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a lab full of infected bats, dodging crazy scientists trying to capture you, and collecting rare resources to craft the ultimate antidote to save the world!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride on the back of a bat and fly around the server like a boss! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get infected with fun!
bw5f.vanillaboxmc.ru
A Brand New Friendly Anarchy Minecraft Server!
Total Freedom – Minimal Rules!
| Features |
|---|
| No land claims, no limits |
| PvP, raiding, and griefing allowed |
| Only one rule: No toxicity |
Other Features:
Version: 1.21.4
Discord: https://discord.gg/PrP5PwjhY2
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any land claims on the server? | No, there are no land claims on the server. |
| Are PvP, raiding, and griefing allowed? | Yes, all of these are allowed on the server. |
| What is the main rule of the server? | The main rule is to maintain a friendly and respectful chat without toxicity. |
| Can I play solo or with friends on the server? | Yes, you can play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies on the server. |
You’ll be mining and crafting with not one, not two, but THREE adorable chuubas by your side. Who needs boring old twins when you can have a trio of fluffy troublemakers causing mayhem in your virtual world?
Join now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you questioning reality and wondering why you ever settled for just two chuubas. Trust me, once you go triplet chuubas, you’ll never go back!
Need a break from unwanted house guests? We’ve got you covered! Our server is a safe haven where you won’t find any unexpected tent dwellers trying to take over your property. Unless, of course, you count the creepers trying to blow up your builds!
Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out unwanted guests without any real-life consequences. Build, explore, and laugh your way through outrageous situations that only our server can provide. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
