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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8693 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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