Envy Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Votes:	2186
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Towns Built:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1553	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Star Shards Collected:	277
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Animals Bred:	51	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Star Shards Collected:	236
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
New Chunks Explored:	337018	Farms Harvested:	848
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	287
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	334647

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	937
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	292
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1166

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	319490	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	92/400	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ores Mined:	5596	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3