Entity SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural sensitivity, Diplomacy, diplomatic response, global affairs, Government, India, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, misinformed, muslims, Politics, religious tolerance, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, UNACCEPTABLE

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

airstrike, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, foreign policy, HezboCraft, hezbollah, iaf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, takedown, Targets, terrorists

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6510
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AtlantikMC

Advanced Systems, Adventure, AtlantikMC, bedrock, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, oyna.atlantikmc.com., Play, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Website

AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Star Shards Collected:	92	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

age, autist, babeCOCK, bc, dick, even, gamble, Generator, girl, height, International, iq, Minecraft, name.., Nationality, odd number, Raw, Server, sissification, SissyCraft, tf.., tg, trait, Trans, weight

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

chuddies, DATING, dating struggles, dating tips, EASY, finding, finding a boyfriend, finding a girlfriend, Finding a good gal, finding a good match, finding a partner, finding a soulmate, finding love, finding the right person, Gal, Good, guy, love, love advice, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, relationships advice, smp

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7191
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

baffled, different tastes, hype, Hypeless, indifferent, Mainstream, Minecraft, misunderstood, not a fan, not for me, not impressed, not my cup of tea, not my thing, Overrated, pop culture, puzzled, skeptical, skeptical attitude, smp, trends, underwhelmed, unimpressed, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3